Free App Trap

Oh App of new joy show me your uses. Tell me the time, find me a shop, entertain me with jumping shootyness....check my pulse, send me to sleep... Show me the news......



Told me the time for ten minutes. Found one shop before demo runs out. Shoot and jump my way to the 'pay for more levels' screen. Checked my pulse but didn't compare it to anything. Sent me to sleep but woke me up with a buy me alert alarm. Only showed me yesterdays news.

Sometimes its best to save all this faff and just buy the bloody full app!

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