22/09/2011

Into dust we trust.......

Note to the oh so lovely world of Advertising people.....STOP FUCKING USING MAZZY STAR'S INTO DUST!!! You cretinous, soul deprived, emotionally starved creativity voids.....aaaannnnd relax..... Seriously I bet u were soaking wet clammy with joy at the total 'genius' of tagging it onto the Advert teenage boys gunplay favorite Gears Of War 3.

I tell you this, why the fuck would I want a song so rooted in life and so subtle in its nature tacked on to a dumb ass war game's death filled originality black hole. Yes I do see the point, I do unterstand the oh so cleaver jux'ing job you did...but as the reviews for the game have picked up on, it's no good just shoehorning emotional content into a game built on explosion filled set pieces. The whole bromance angle in it is really half arsed. Half life 2 managed to do it properly, not to mention Fallout 3's use of period tracks in hopelessness filled landscapes (amazingly effective it was too!). Even gorefest games like Resi 4 had a brilliant use of strangly beautiful ambient mood music in places of rest between the intense action.

Imagine Brian Eno subtle soundtracking the A-Team or bloody Enya warbling over Danny Dyers Stupidist Criminal Face Plants.

Just No.

There is a saying which I don't think gets used much these days.....

'Is nothing sacred anymore?'


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